- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why was the gay guy sad?

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

This statement is false.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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