What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats worse than a joke? This

Who is John Galt?

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

good one jess !!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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