Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

xavier stop

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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