Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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