Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

God. God.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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