- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Where's the dick??? east

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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