What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Bacon is delcious.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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NEVER

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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