- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

kesha is a virgin.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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