Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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HURT

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Here's another:

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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