- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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