How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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