- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

kcuf read it backwards

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Guess what? You guessed it.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Christianity

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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