Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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womens rights

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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