Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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