- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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