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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

squash squash who squash my ass

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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