What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

You have friends

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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