Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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