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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I would rape her

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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