- Anti Joke

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

A man sat on a chair

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

If you were a cactus, why?

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Jews

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

VAGINA.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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