- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

just in time?

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

a person who will soon die of beeties

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

British Dentistry

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

a horse walks into a blender ow

what's funnier than hell? heaven

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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