MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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I hate blackniggers

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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soccer

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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i love to lick...

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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