- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Firgen and the blung brigade

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

its snowing on mount fuji

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

baby seal walks into a club

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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