- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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