- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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