I had a really great joke to tell you!

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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