When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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The Game.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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