A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Anti Joke

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