what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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9/11.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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