What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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A train poops its pants.

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knock knock whos their a person

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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