- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

I like your hair

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

get in the car.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Woman's Rights

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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