Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Religionh

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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