- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

poop nuff said

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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