- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Women's rights

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Christianity

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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