I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Adele walks into the stables

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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