- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

A child walks into a classroom.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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