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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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