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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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