A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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The WNBA

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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