an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Derp

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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gabbi nunez ;)

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Anti Joke

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