What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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A man... walks.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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