What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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