- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Whats funnier than 24, 69

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Where do you live? In a house

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

kesha is a virgin.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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