- Anti Joke

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.