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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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