JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Top Gear USA

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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