- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Keanu Reaves

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

religion

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

I'm Batman.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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