- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

every knight i see an owl at window

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

I'm Batman.

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