- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What's circular and round A circle

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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