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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

The NBA and womens sports

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok