An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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jwe

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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He walked in a bar

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Mullets

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

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