Punching a baby

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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