Harry Chappell raped someone

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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