Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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