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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

I'm 4 and what is this?

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Chuck Norris Dies.

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