What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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