there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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