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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

This is an anti-anti-joke.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

This is not a joke.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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