Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Amazing

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Anti Joke

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