What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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honest politician

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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This is not a joke

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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