Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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pauls tuck

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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im at school

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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learn the ropes?

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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so... how about that airplane food

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