What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

watch me nae nae

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Anti Joke

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