- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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