- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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