Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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