How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

what happens every day? People die

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

How high is a Chinaman

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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