A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

A Fat Kenyan

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

The Game.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

captcha: all yer base

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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