It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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OOOOPPS /

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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