what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Grammer is very important

Is maynaise an instrument?

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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