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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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