Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Womens' sports

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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