I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Banana Hamock.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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canadians

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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