THE GAME

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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child labor

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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