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Yes!

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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kevin kim

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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