- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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