- Anti Joke

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What's circular and round A circle

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

A man is driving down a back country road in an old beat up car going 30 mph when he notices a black horse and a white horse keeping pace with him. They keep up with him for a few miles before passing him and turning into a farm on the road. The man is quite impressed with the horses speed and follows them to the farmer and offers the farmer living there the horses in exchange for the car. The farmer says the horses are bad luck but accepts the trade, and the man walks off with the horses. The man then enters the horses in a big horse race and puts a lot of money on them. The horses immediately take the lead and are about to finish the race when the black horse trips and the white horse goes back to pick him up and end up losing. The man is furious and returns the horses to the farmer and gets his car back. The next day another man is driving in a nicer car down the same road going 50 mph when the black horse and the white horse run right past his car. Impressed with the horses speed the man trades his car to the farmer who warns him about the horses. Ignoring the farmer's warning the man enters the horses in a new race. The horses once again take the lead and are close to finishing first and second when the black horse trips and the white horse goes and picks him up again once again losing their lead. The man angrily returns the horses in exchange for his car. The next day a third man drives down the same road in a brand new sports car. While he's testing the limits of the car the horses catch up to him and run with him. Surprised by the speed of the horses the man speeds up in his car but the horses manage to keep up. The horses eventually run past the man and turn into their farm, and the man looks down and realizes that the horses had been running faster than 120 mph. The man goes to the farmer and offers his car in exchange for the horses. The farmer accepts but gives the man the same warning he gave the two men earlier. The new man just like the other two men ignores the warning and enters the horses into a race and bets a lot of money on them. This time the horse take the lead out of the gate but feet from the finish line the white horse trips and falls. The black horse seeing this goes back and helps him up once again losing the race. The man is disgusted and releases the horses into the city in hopes that they'll die out there. The two horses are wander into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says: "hey you two why the long face?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.