- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Alex Gedrose.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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