what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Morning wood.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Rick santorum

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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