There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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