The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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A man penetrates another man.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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8=> >->-o

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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God

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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why am I writing this...im bored

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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