- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

What time is it? 20:45.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Pull my finger ouch..

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