whats polish and black a polish black person

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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YO FACE

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Tell you something funny.

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Your social life.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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