- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Neither have I

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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