8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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