Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Me Neither.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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knock knock no ones home

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Anti Joke

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