TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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