Jews

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Women's rights

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religion

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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