jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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