A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Gun Control

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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you lose.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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