roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

A black man walks Into a bar.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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