A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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