Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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You see how lame this is?

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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NASCAR

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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PENIS

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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