- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.