- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Your Mother

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

a man is running away

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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