What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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call me maybe.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Fat people

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Anti Joke

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