- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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