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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Samraj.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Gingers.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Cows are land manatees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

drugs.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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