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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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