- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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