Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Gay Rights

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Okay, one second.

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GADZOOKS!

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Get off my porch.

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