There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

pudding

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Im black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Not a joke.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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