- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Safe sex MR

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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