- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

So a baby seal walks into a club

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

The MLS

Are you black? Kill yourself.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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