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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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